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Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.



1-AMBITIOUS Always ready for a fart.



2-LAZY Just fizzles



3-AMIABLE Likes to smell others farts.



4-SELFISH Only enjoys smelling his own farts.



5-CARELESS Farts in church.



6-SMART ALEC Farts when ladies are present.



7-CLEVER Farts and coughs at same time.



8-SCIENTIFIC Bottles his farts.



9-STINGY Belches instead of farting to save his asshole.



10-FOOLISH Farts and laughs.



11-SHY Blushes even when he farts silently.



12-CONCIETED Thinks he can fart loudest.



13-UNLUCKY Tries to fart and shits pants.



14-TIMID Jumps when he farts.



15-BEWILDERED can't tell his own farts from others.



16-SLOVENLY Farts and fizzles, rots his pants.



17-NERVOUS Stops in middle of fart.



18-MISERABLE Can't fart



19-CONFUSED Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go.



20-GROUCH Grumbles when ladies fart.



21-SNEAKY Farts and blames it on the dog.



22-DISAPPOINTED Their farts dont stink.



23-FRESH GUY Jumps in front of you and farts.



24-BIG BULLY Farts louder than everyone else.



25-DELUDED Enjoys all farts thinking they are his.



26-CUTE Discovers from farts what others have eaten.



27-WISE Farts and say's "Who in hell shit ??"



28-DAMNED MEAN Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.



29-MUSICAL Tenor or bass Clear as a bell Smells like shit Sounds like hell



30-HONEST Farts and blames in on the hostess.



31-LIVELY GUY Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously.





poot!